I Need a New Butt! by Dawn McMillan
“ A silly fib that will stimulate boys and girls to titter from beginning to end !” — Norman Public Schools
A young boy unexpectedly find a great problem — his butt has a huge cranny! So he prepares off to find a brand-new one. Will he opt an armor-plated butt? A projectile backside? A robot backside? Find out in this whimsical tale of a tush, which peculiarity humorous verses and delectable instances. Children and parents will affection this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
“ I can assure you right now that your kids will cherish this volume. They will chortle, they will shriek, and they are able to crave this journal to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the excellent kid-combo .” — Storywraps

A young boy abruptly detects a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he names off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated buttock? A rocket butt? A robot laughingstock? Find out in this quaint fib of a fanny, which boasts hilarious rhymes and delicious explains. Children and parents will desire this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
Dover( 2014) republication of the volume originally published by Oratia Media Ltd ., Auckland, New Zealand, 2012.

Dawn McMillan writes story , nonfiction, style, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks . She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children’s journals as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem “Smaller,” winner of the People’s Choice Award at the World Parkinson’s Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.

I Need a New Butt! by Dawn McMillan

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